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[ Sunday, May 2006 @ 3:53am
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![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) kinklez
add me plz. ^___^.
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[ Thursday, April 2006 @ 12:57am
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i asked a few people if they would marry me.
williams - "no. don't want to."
donald - "sri." which apparently means sorry. but he then agreed to marry BOTH me and shantell. because shantell has the looks and i have the intelligence, obviously.
connor - "um. lmao. yes." LATER: "night, wifey."
brett - "we should get married, because then i don't actually have to ask someone."
corey - "NO. WILL YOU SLOB ON MY KNOB?"
max - "... are you drunk again?"
surge - "xD. your family paying?" LATER: "nah, nevermind, kaity."
xander - "sure, why not :p"
nico - "um no."
nick - "yes."
troy - "eh sure why not."
i think there were more. but lyk. i'm too lazy to find them.
kaybai
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[ Tuesday, April 2006 @ 4:16pm
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do you think MY appliances miss me when I'M gone?
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[ Tuesday, April 2006 @ 4:14am
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marco, from degrassi, is just about one of the hottest men i've ever seen, and i would tap him a million times over, homosexuality aside.
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[ Monday, April 2006 @ 7:56pm
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I have to go to a stupid NHS induction ceremony tonight.
I TRIED explaining to my mom that getting recognized isn't important to me, and that it's meaningless to walk across a stage in front of hundreds of parents who couldn't care less about me to shake the hands of people who only think they have something to do with my success in academics.
and i TRIED explaining to her that it's mortally humiliating for me to get dressed up for the event, and look like a fat colorful blob in the process.
and i TRIED explaining to her that i don't want to go, and that the only thing i care about is being able to put NHS on my college applications.
but she says that it would be embarrassing for her to not go. she thinks that if i get recognized, she is also getting recognized.
it pisses me off. it's my accomplishment, so i should be able to sit home in my pajamas and eat cookie dough ice cream if i want to, while other kids get their 10 seconds of glory. i don't CARE about it. i don't WANT it. i hate public award event things.
in deciding what i should wear, i decided to go with the longer skirt, so i won't have to shave my legs as much.
i'm pretty much pathetic.
put the italicized in the past-tense and it's still true. i already went.
okay. in OTHER news. my dad started a forest fire today.
i make it sound more dramatic than it actually is, so let me explain. he was trying to .. i don't know. burn.. away.. dead grass, or something? and apparently it got out of control. our neighbor called the fire department, and while i was recieving an NHS pin that i don't even know how to work, there was a raging fire being extinguished at my house.
i miss all the action.
grass and trees are burned in a sizable circumfrence in our backyard. i think it's pretty funny, but my dad feels really guilty about it, so i'll lay off making fun of him for it.
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[ Friday, March 2006 @ 2:11pm
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i'm MAD.
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[ Thursday, March 2006 @ 10:23am
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Friendships.
If any of you are, like.
Musical composers. Guitar players who write their own songs. FAMOUS SINGERS WHO ARE IN DISGUISE.
PLEASE.
Write me a piece of music. Like a page long. For me to turn in to orchestra class.
By tomorrow lawl.
Because I have been TRYING. To write music. But I CAN’T. DO IT. AND I NEED SOMETHING TO TURN IN. OTHERWISE MY GPA WILL BE LOWERED BECAUSE OF *ORCHESTRA.*
And that will really piss me off.
Kthxbai.
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[ Monday, March 2006 @ 8:30pm
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( D: )
Help.
p.s. the last one is a joke, in case you didn't.. GET IT, or..
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[ Monday, March 2006 @ 9:14am
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i have such bad CRAMPS.
and i think i may need a thunderstorm pad. @ indiemu.
LAWL.
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[ Thursday, March 2006 @ 6:47pm
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i would date eddie, raven, or chelsea.
srsly.
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[ Friday, March 2006 @ 12:44am
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deal or no deal.
play and tell me your highest winnings plz.
( PWNED IT UP. )
k8-ee: i totally roasted you
brett: its a stupid game
brett: want to go again?
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[ Thursday, March 2006 @ 1:43am
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i haven't made a PROPER update in a while.
so i'm going to write about my .. LIFE.
today at lunch.
i got my ass kicked by some random kid.
and when i say kicked, i mean .. literally kicked. i didn't get beat UP. i just..
got my ass kicked.
i was standing in a mob of kids waiting to get out of the lunch room.
and there was a bench of kids sitting behind me.
and i felt someone.. kick my fat ass.
so i turned around. and i saw my friend peggy. so i thought it was her.
so i laughed at/with her. and she told me it wasn't her.
i didn't believe her so i turned back around.
i felt someone kick my ass again.
i turned around. and some random. fucker. was looking at me with his leg outstretched and. laughing with his friend.
peggy told me she saw him do it.
i ignored him because i didn't know what the fuck else to do.
WHAT. I MEAN. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO.
turn around and tell him to.. not kick my ass?
it really pissed me off. because i didn't even KNOW him. i've never spoken a SINGLE word to him in my LIFE.
and it just makes me wonder.
AM I SUCH A LOSER THAT COMPLETE STRANGERS. KICK MY ASS. AND. THINK IT'S JUST THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD?
it might not sound like a big deal.
but it really bothers me.
it makes me wish i was INTIMIDATING.
no one would kick my ass if they knew i would.. react to it.
i would rather have people be scared of me then have to.. be scared of .. people.
YOU KNOW?
i'm wondering where i got this disgusting typing habit of hitting enter after every sentence.
THAT'S WHAT I'M WONDERING.
i think i am going to fail algebra2. fail fail fail. i am so behind.
we have a test tomorrow and i haven't studied.
at all.
and it's not like i do my homework.
so. that's pretty sweet.
ihatelife.
there is going to be a huge maple patch tomorrow.
AND I PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY FOR A WHILE.
sam is going to have to make me a disc of it lawl.
let's see.
i just want nip/tuck to start again.
that would make my life complete.
it's kind of funny how i can hold a 3 hour long converastion about hallway ettiquette. i spelled that wrong.
but i just thought you all should know that.
1. i'm in love with a stripper
and
2. imma cause a cold front if i take a deep breath.
so.
bai now.
pearls & diamonds & only da best 4 you, grrrls.
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[ Thursday, February 2006 @ 1:21am
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k8-ee: I LOOK BEFORE I LEAP
k8-ee: I LVOE MARGINS AND SDISCIPLINE.
k8-ee: I MAKE LISTS IN MY SLEEP BAAABBBY
k8-ee: WHAT'S MY SIN!
connor: sex.
connor: lmalaoalma
connor: alamaoaoaam
connor: sas;fljkhsfd
connor: so.
connor: want to hear how an irish catholic girl orgasms?
k8-ee: never quit, i follow through.
k8-ee: I HATE MESS BUT I LOOVEEEEEEEEEEE YOU.
k8-ee: yeah
connor: pleaseforgivemepleaseforgivemepleaseforgivemepleaseforgivemepleaseforgiveme
k8-ee: lasmdgoamsdgmsdga
k8-ee: i forgive you
k8-ee: wait.
k8-ee: WHAT!
k8-ee: oh
k8-ee: lmao
k8-ee: lamsdgoMASOFMAOSDGMOASD
k8-ee: OH
connor: and how a black girl orgasms.
k8-ee: I THOUGHT
k8-ee: LAMSDGOMSDG
k8-ee: I THOUGHT
k8-ee: YOU..
k8-ee: WERE APOLOGIZING BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT MIGHT OFFEND ME.
k8-ee: WHAT!
connor: ohshitohshitohshitOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!!!
k8-ee: almsgosdmg
connor: sdlfgkjsgflksjdgsd
connor: NO.
connor: THAT'S THE IRISH CATHOLIC GIRL ORGASM.
k8-ee: asdlgmasldmgoamdg
k8-ee: i got that
k8-ee: eventually
connor: LMALAOALAMAOALM.
connor: god.
connor: well i go 2 bed now.
connor: because.
connor: my mom's talking in her sleep.
connor: and it's kind of scaring me.
k8-ee: lamsdglasdg
connor: apparently we need a lot more brackets than THAT to keep the house together.
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[ Wednesday, February 2006 @ 12:00am
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it's my BIRTHDAY.
p.s. everyone with a cell phone and texting plan. give me your number. i'll screen the comments. i'm obsessed =(.
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[ Thursday, February 2006 @ 1:39am
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i'm pretty sure i have NEVER.
GONE.
FROM SO INCREDIBLY HAPPY / LOVING LIFE.
TO SO FUCKING. INSANELY DEPRESSED.
so quickly before.
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[ Tuesday, February 2006 @ 7:11pm
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happy valentine's day, friends list.
F8.
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[ Sunday, February 2006 @ 5:45am
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lmao.
i was reading old e-mails and i found this little section, and i thought matthew might find it funny so.
here it is:
we also went to a waterpark, yesterday, with shantell's family. there were these two waterslides, with tubes for one, two, or three people. me, matthew and shantell went on a three person one, and it was so terrifying but so fun, and then me, matthew and shantell's mom went on a three person one, and THAT was fun, but THEN, me and shantell's 4 year old sister mia went on a two person one, and since she's so little, she had to sit on my lap and just leave the front of the tube open, and SOMEHOW, the tube ended up turning around backwards, and we came REALLY close to falling out SO much, and I was so afraid she was going to fall off and I was going to run over her that I was clutching her for dear life, and I was screaming whilst she was laughing, and when matthew saw us coming out of the slide backwards he yelled "THEY'RE DYING! THEY'RE DYING!" and the lifeguard dove into the water, the tube flipped over and I was just trying to fight against the current from the waterslide and push mia to the surface, I WAS SO SCARED THAT SHE WAS GOING TO DROWN, IT WAS SO TERRIFYING, but now I can look back at it and laugh because I mean, mia did laugh the whole time soo...
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[ Thursday, February 2006 @ 10:35pm
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MIROKU PROPOSED TO SANGO, BY THE WAY.
GOD I WAS CRYING.
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[ Saturday, February 2006 @ 7:06am
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If any of you were wondering who my potential maple boyfriend is.
Well, simply direct your eyes to my current icon, and you will see him. Choj is his name. Being my boyfriend is his game.
If you were wondering, "man, I wonder what ishat's character look like." well, i'll show you.
Because here's a picture of me + ishat.
And if you were thinking. "Man, I bet Chell (benevolentspy) and kaity have some matching outfits on maplestory." Well, you were right. HERE'S PROOF!
kthxbye
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